Here goes:
- The stuff teachers try to drill into your brain for your 'future', usually ends up being completely useless when the time comes.
- Teachers really do have teacher's pets, it's just not as obvious as it is in movies.
- And just like they have teacher's pets, teachers also have those one kids that they cannot stand, although they lie and say they like everybody.
- Majority of all the kids that are popular in high school will expect the same treatment in college. Therefore, they will most likely be loners for their first 6 months of college.
- Bullies are insecure.
- It's okay to get in trouble. Just make sure your friends get in trouble with you.
- When losing a friend into a different crowd, just let it go. People are going to change whether you want them to, or not.
- Hardly ever will you actually go to the bathroom when you ask to go to the bathroom.
- Teachers know you have your phone in your pocket. They've been around this school longer than you have, they're not that stupid.
- And yet they never can figure out when you're texting. Unless you're one of the dumb people who doesn't know how to text without looking, or always leaves your volume up.
- All females will use the bathroom excuse for the sole reason of checking their phone if they are too chicken to whip it out in class.
- All guys will more than likely pull out their phone in class because they just don't really care.
- If you live in a small town and go to a small school, be prepared to not have the privelage of this thing called "privacy."
- Half the time, people know things about you before you yourself know them.
- Most teachers are naive when it comes to technology.
- Most students are naive when it comes to history, even if they're in a history class.
- Everybody has a group, whether they think they do or not
- With every new batch of seventh graders, they get shorter and mouthier, every year.
- Most of your ambitions during the teen years, usually develop into what most kids call the "Egh, I was younger, then" category, within about two weeks to a month.
- There's always going to be one teacher who doesn't like you. There may be more, but everyone has at least one.
- As much as girls think they need one right away, having a boyfriend when you're in seventh or eighth grade just makes you look silly, and also causes you more drama than if you'd just wait until 11th or 12th grade. You're better off single until then.
- Always blame the hormones. They are the reason people call us 'angst-y'
- In any school, there are at least three groups of people: The Popular Ones, The Middles Class, and The Lowlifes...and then you have the one or two odd-balls that like everybody, and that everybody else likes, yet they aren't a member of any of the groups. They're just...there.
- In small towns, everybody rivals over what groups the foreign-exchange students will be in, so in turn, everybody is as nice as possible to them when they arrive. Its only later that the foreign-exchange kids find out who's a faker and who's for real.
- Every class has at least one person they cannot stand. The dislike of that person is the one thing that the rest of the classmates have in common, if nothing else.
- Prom is overrated.
- Homecoming is also overrated.
- As much as some of us don't want to admit, gossip is fun to listen to if its not about you or any of your friends.
- Guys gossip worse than girls, believe it or not. They're just not as cruel about it as girls are.
- Every class has its own (forgive the term) "slut." However, these girls are usually twice as nice as any of the non-slutty girls in the class.
- Even though The Popular Ones always get the bad wrap as being really mean, etc., some of those kids are really nice people.
- Looks can be very deceiving
- On the first day of a new class, everyone is nervous, although they never admit it.
- Everyone is excited on the first day of school. No one can explain why. But then, the second day of school rolls around, and everyone starts thinking "When's our next break?"
- Time flies, even though it seems like a lifetime is going by when sitting in a class you don't like.
- Never trust the school clocks. Always go by your cell phone.
- Be nice to the lunch ladies. They may not poison your food, but they can make your lunch-time very unpleasant.
- Girls always go to the bathroom in groups, if they can. Reason: Unknown.
- Whether you're in a big school or a small one, always take your keys out of your car and lock it.
- There's always those few people who go all-out, going as far as painting their faces for game days.
- If a person doesn't want to go out for sports, or go out for speech, etc. ...don't waste all your breath trying to convince them otherwise. After the first few hundred times of saying no, you'd think people would get the hint.
- Sports are overrated.
- Never tell a speech or One-Act person their activity is not a sport. It would be hazardous to your health, trust me.
- Trust only the people you've known for a really long time. Make sure they don't have a history of spilling the beans under pressure before you tell them your deepest, darkest secrets.
- A scary thought to consider: there are most likely cameras in your school...so don't fix a wedgie or pick your nose in the hallway when you think no one is watching, because there's always someone watching.
- Facebook: The Ultimate Stalking Site. Enough said.
- Usually when you say, or someone else says to you, "We need to hang out some time!", it never happens.
- Most seventh graders got their cell phones earlier than you did.
- Most of these lessons apply mainly to smaller high schools.
- "If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place."
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